Mon 31 Jul 2006
Celebration Banana Bread
Posted by Christine under (Relatively) Easy , FamilyCircle magazine , Open House: A Culinary Tour , Bananas (ripe) , BreakfastI love my new air conditioner. Love it love it love it. It is my favorite thing right now (I love it even more than my new white dress that I got from H & M), and it was a long time coming. I ordered my air conditioner online in July of 2005 from evil Wal-Mart, paid far more than I intended once shipping and tax were added, and it didn’t show up until September when summer was over, and I had no use for it. I called Wal-Mart, full of self-righteousness and the knowledge that shipping a seasonal product to a person when the season is over is clearly wrong, and they should make amends.
They felt differently.
They only offered me a measly $20 discount, which they never made good on. And while I’ve heard all sorts of horror tales about Wal-Mart from the book Nickel & Dimed and the movie Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price, I felt a little more outraged when it affected me personally. (That’s normal, right?) Therefore, all people should boycott Wal-Mart, if not for their general evilness, then for me and my tale of un-air-conditioned woe and sorrow!
So, anyhoo, the air conditioner was stored in my garage that September and was finally brought out of hiding when its services were needed last month. It should have been released from hibernation earlier, but previously when I opened up the box the air conditioner came in, I found its size and booklet of instructions very intimidating, so I kept putting off its installation. It took an outrageous heat wave and the help of my friend Rob to bring to fruition what should have taken place a year ago when I first ordered the damn thing.
I made Banana Bread after the air conditioner was installed simply because I can (also because I owed Rob an edible thank you, and I needed to make a July breakfast item for my blog.) The oven was on, the air conditioner was pumping, and I felt cool as can be … whenever I was in my bedroom anyways. My air conditioner doesn’t quite pump enough to cool as many square inches as it claims to on its box. But if I strategically place three fans throughout the house to push the cool air into various areas, you can almost feel a difference. And sleeping is way easier in a cool, air-conditioned bedroom than in a hot, muggy one.
Assessment: I’ve made and enjoyed many banana breads in my day, and I’ve determined that this one from the Junior League cookbook is the best. I don’t say that lightly. And since topping always makes bread taste better, I added a Streusel Topping from Family Circle. I blame the heat for the fact may streusel melded and never reached crumbly status when I mixed it together with a fork. My technique could also be at fault, but I prefer to blame the heat (and Wal-Mart too while I’m at it–why not? I’m sure I could think of a way to blame Wal-Mart for my banana bread inadequacies if I thought about it long enough.)

Also, did you know boys love banana bread? I ended up making muffins since my bread pan ran off (the floozy!), but at least this way I got to snag a few muffins for myself and share them with some male friends. Jim said he doesn’t normally care for banana bread, but he devoured mine and especially liked “the stuff on the top.” And Matt, who doesn’t like any food at all, more or less, said the muffin he ate was “like a golden biscuit.” So boys apparently love banana bread. Who knew? And here they are pictured on some hand-me-down plates from your mother.
August 10th, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Off topic, but this dude totally calls you out:
http://atwater-village.blogspot.com/2006/07/atwater-chatter_27.html
September 1st, 2006 at 6:15 am
nothing for august? how sad!
September 1st, 2006 at 7:16 pm
I know–I’m slipping! I hope to be back with a vengeance in September–just give me till after the holiday weekend.
September 8th, 2006 at 8:53 am
horray!
September 12th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
We’re waiting, Christine.
September 14th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Let me get through this half marathon, then I’ll be back–I swear!
October 7th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
So I’m making the ‘nana bread today - it’s actually in the oven. I’ve been buying a LOT of bananas lately because I’m pregnant and my doctor said I have to try to eat 1-2 per day (seems like a lot to me) and invariably, some go brown. I had enough brown ones for to make one mashed cup full (what the recipe calls for) and am now awaiting the freshly baked loaf’s arrival in about … 39 minutes.
Will let you know how it turns out. My husband keeps asking, “how much longer?” A good sign and more proof that yes, boys do like banana bread!
December 10th, 2006 at 8:15 am
I made these this morning for my host family. Sooo good with the Streusel Topping! I took me a tad bit longer to cook, but who cares about that.